According to our research, you'll be dead by
January 2063
at age 77
- probable cause -
cancer
YOU DIE: 76.9 years
AVERAGE FEMALE LIFE SPAN: 77.1 years
As you can plainly see, you have no more health & vitality than the average woman.
You have approximately 20914 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 26% of your life.
...You mean to tell me I've wasted over 1/4 of my life with nothing to show for it? Makes me want to take a nice long vacation to Fiji.
1 comment:
QUARTER LIFE CRISIS GO! :) Teehee do I get in trouble for saying brownies? ;)
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