Haha :P

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons
or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse
immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic
pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs
for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw
her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse
anyway.

The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the
horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled
in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves
as her head is struck against the ground over and over. As her head is
battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness
when to her great fortune, Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs
the horse.

Thank God for heroes.

Hey...I thought it was funny....