6.21.2005

So...I saw this and it made me sad. So gratuitous. It screams "here is a reason for you to stare at my penis/vagina and pretend like it is my belt you're looking at" Ugh. BUT, it's a GREAT DEAL at ONLY 29.99 and 6.49 S&H! BUY NOW! Wouldn't YOU like to be the first on your block with an LED message scrolling across your crotch? I thought so. If I ever see anyone wearing one of those...I think I'll cry. Unless they're Asian (no offense to Asian people, the LED thing is just natural I guess). I guess that is my rant for the day.

I found and pulled out my book of poetry today too. Read some old ones, tried to write some new ones. Some are ok, some are so-so, some should have been torn out before they were written. But they all remind me of my past, my successes and failures, my achievements and mistakes. Plus they're in a Cat-in-the-Hat notebook, and who could tear pages out of that? Say something and I'll post a few maybe. *shrug* who knows, someone else might like them too. :)

Bedtime.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

if ever i got one of those LED belts, i think i'd be obligated to make it say "stop staring at my hard-on", or something equally (in)appropriate.

*Heather* said...

If you ever got one of those LED belts, I'd beat you with it. And I mean this in no good way whatsoever. But yes, before I saw it and mauled you, that would be something funny to write in it. heh heh heh

Blogger said...

ahaha I loved it. Bananas I tell you, b-a-n-a-n-a-s!

Chris Ness said...

I'd get the LED's implanted under the skin right above my crotch. That way I'd cut the BS.
I'd also put the Iliad on there. Maybe I'd get around to reading it then.