8.19.2005

The Aristocrats.

This was quite possibly the worst movie ever. No, I can't say that. It wasn't even a movie. A movie...hell, even most porn, at least TRIES to have a plot. This "movie" was more of a "documentary" on...well...nothing. Ok, it was about the "worst joke ever" But who wants to sit and listen for an excessively long 86 min to ONE joke? And not even a funny one at that...

Ok, to sum it up: Don't go see this movie. Not even if it's free. Not even if someone tells you it's good. It's not. I don't generally talk about how bad a movie is. But I think people need to be saved from this one. I want my hour and a half back. And my $6.

2 comments:

Eetion said...

DUDE! I sooooooo want to see this movie. It's not like.. porn, they just talk really dirty. And dirty talk makes me laugh my ass off, especially when it's coming from anyone north of college/highschool.

Another movie that sort of touches on the Aristocrats way of being very disgustingly dirty is The 40-Year Old Virgin and I totally want to see that too. I think that one would appeal to everyone better cuz they don't always just talk dirty, some of the scenes might be a lil messy, or so I hear.

And then there's the movie 9 songs. This one is pretty much just porn and music -seriously. Don't wanna waste my 5 bux on porn so I probably wont see this. Plus there's like a shitty story line -and I might be giving it too much credit still.

Chris Ness said...

I wanna see ULTRA KINKY #79 - BOWLIN' IN HER COLON (found here). I hear that's pretty good porn.